Krusty Konservative Archive

I was shocked, SHOCKED, when I heard the news that Brett Farve was calling it quits.  Depressed and in search for a new quarterback for my fantasy football team, I decided to retire from the blogging world myself. As you may have noticed, I’ve slowed down in my old age.  Like Farve, my keyboard just can’t ... Full story

Charlie Smithson: If you don’t know who Charlie Smithson is don’t beat yourself up. Smithson is the top guy at the Iowa Ethics and Campaign Disclosure Board (IECDB). For the most part, the people at IECDB do a good job. I do think there are things that could be done ... Full story

I’ve been forwarded several emails to this website complaining about my article regarding Roxanne Conlin’s…  Well, you know what I’m talking about.  Anyway, I appreciate them taking the time to write, I mean that’s more than the Chairwoman of the Iowa Democratic Party did, she just fired off a press release. Anyway, today’s korrespondence comes from ... Full story

Roxanne Conlin, the liberal millionaire trial attorney who the Iowa Democratic Party recruited to run against Sen. Chuck Grassley, recently traveled to Las Vegas to where she participated on girl power panel at the Netroots Nation convention. In my opinion, Conlin didn’t have much to say to the people who attended her panel. ... Full story

It has been twelve years since a Republican occupied the Secretary of State’s office.   Chet Culver used the office as a platform to run for governor after two terms in office.  According to the Feds, he also used it to throw elaborate parties and misspend taxpayer dollars, but who gets worked up over things ... Full story

When Brenna Findley announced her candidacy to be Iowa’s next Attorney General, Tom Miller basically blew her off.  His peeps said that she wasn’t qualified to be the state’s top attorney, and then Miller went on with his day. Findley has proven herself to be an aggressive campaigned and a surprisingly strong fundraiser.  Before posting her ... Full story

The special prosecutor looking into Governor Chet Culver’s fundraising tactics has determined that the Governor solicited campaign contributions from a second casino operator who was seeking a gambling license at the time. Earlier this year Culver was busted for soliciting campaign contributions from the people trying to build a casino in Fort Dodge. This morning’s ... Full story

Hi, my name is Krusty Konservative. I’m a gutless anonymous blogger. I have now accepted the fact that I’m a coward like Alexander Hamilton, John Jay and James Madison who wrote the Federalist Papers under the name Publius. Ben Franklin is another coward too since he used pseudonyms like Silence Dogood, Harry Meanwell, Alice Addertongue, Richard ... Full story

It looks like I got under the skin of Sue Dvorsky, the new Chairwoman of the Iowa Democratic Party.  IDP sent out the following press release late yesterday afternoon: Chairwoman Dvorsky Statement on Sexist Allegations by The Iowa Republican Iowa Democratic Party Chairwoman Sue Dvorsky released the following statement this afternoon in response to ... Full story

You must be an idiot if you didn’t think I’d take the entire week following the 4th of July off.  I have a little rule that says if I get a Monday off of work, I’ll do whatever I can to take the rest of the week off because I’m not going to be worth squat.  So don’t be upset that I didn’t post anything, ... Full story