Krusty Konservative Archive

This week’s idiot is a special one as it encompasses the entire 2nd Congressional District. In a year that is shaping up to be 1994 Jr., Republican primary voters in the district don’t have much to choose from when selecting a candidate to face-off against a weak democrat who votes in ... Full story

A loyal Krustacean (that’s a fan of this blog by the way) sent me an email saying that he/she saw a Des Moines Register reporter Jason Clayworth near a gay bar yesterday. I’ve written about Clayworth sexual preference before and his affinity of ugly ass used sweaters. Clayworth seems to be the Register’s ... Full story

So I guess people want a little more from me. Yesterday, I had a little fun with a typo that Culver made. It made me laugh, but “anonymous” writes, “Here’s hoping Krusty has something more interesting tomorrow than a typo. Does he get paid to do this?” First, I don’t get paid to do this. ... Full story

The similarities between Governor Culver and President Obama are stunning. Obama thought there were 57 states. Governor Culver must think there are 100 counties. Last I checked, Johnston was a town, not a county. Full story

Chet Culver Governor Culver has spent most of his first term in office riding around the state in train cars. I think it’s safe to say, that less that 1% of Iowans road a train last year. Still, Culver has made expanded rail service one of his key initiatives ... Full story

The one Supreme Court Justice that I admire most is Antonin Scalia. Time and time again, you can count on Scalia to adhere to the United States Constitution and the original intent of our founders. I have to admit however, that Justice Alito just vaulted up my list. As we have all either ... Full story

For a long time I’ve pondered the idea of giving out awards doe various things. I’m serious about this. There are other great bloggers and other Iowans who deserve to be recognized. I’ve decided that the first Krusty award should be awarded to the Madison County GOP. The Madison County GOP commissioned a chainsaw ice sculptor to come down from Waterloo and ... Full story

Linn County Supervisor Brent Oleson: Mr. Oleson was instrumental in passing the Linn County GOP’s loyalty oath. The oath applies to gubernatorial candidates running for the Republican nomination for governor. All it really asks is for them to pledge to support the Republican nominee. All but Vander Plaats has said that they would sign ... Full story

Branstad raised what I thought he would, actually maybe a little less, but still impressive. Vander Plaats raised a good amount of money, but he spent most of it. Just imagine if Vander Plaats had Rod Roberts’ fiscal discipline and had a half a million sitting in the bank. ... Full story

Ok, I know it’s a little out of character but I made a point to get my post up early today. It’s not that I have some great take, but I did want to comment of Branstad’s announcement that will occur later this morning. Call me krazy, but if I was the oldest candidate in the ... Full story