Krusty’s Christmas Haiku Kontest

• Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 9:58
• Krusty Konservative
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43 Comments on “Krusty’s Christmas Haiku Kontest”

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  Luke Donaldson wrote on 23 December, 2009, 10:11

  Hey Krusty, what about a 3rd CD Kaiku?

  Students for Zaun? Hmmm
  Strange, he lacks college degree
  In over his head
• 
  Krusty Konservative wrote on 23 December, 2009, 10:23

  Kaiku? What’s that Luke?
  Duh, it’s a Haiku contest
  Don’t know what that is.
• 
  Mr. Truth wrote on 23 December, 2009, 11:45

  Zaun leases realty
  That’s better than owning stuff
  No more foreclosures!
• 
  mirage wrote on 23 December, 2009, 11:55

  Jealous of leader?
  Sad that Zaun winning contest?
  Lesson to learn here.
• 
  Mr. Truth wrote on 23 December, 2009, 12:04

  No more OWI’s
  New spouse police still involved
  Merry Merry Zaun
• 
  Battleground Iowa wrote on 23 December, 2009, 12:33

  Mr. Truth can’t count
  “OWI” makes line
  One far too lengthy
• 
  SharpHawkeye wrote on 23 December, 2009, 13:05

  Zaun makes good haiku,
  Marianette Miller-Meeks
  Does not. Name too long.
• 
  mirage wrote on 23 December, 2009, 13:10

  Funk: “…oil from thin air…”
  Gibbons: “…add billions to debt…”
  Brad Zaun for Congress
• 
  Krusty Konservative wrote on 23 December, 2009, 13:43

  Santa’s new reindeer
  Rees, Funk, Bertroche and Gibbons
  Zaun’s red nose leading
• 
  mirage wrote on 23 December, 2009, 13:49

  Santa’s new reindeer
  With Brad Zaun leading the way
  View sucks for others
• 
  Bobby Flay wrote on 23 December, 2009, 13:53

  My kids love Christmas
  How many does Brad Zaun have?
  Is it Three, or Five
• 
  Amber Baum wrote on 23 December, 2009, 14:00

  Equality now
  Some like to bully gays now
  Vote Zaun Rees Bertroche
• 
  Krusty Konservative wrote on 23 December, 2009, 15:07

  Sorry Des Moines Dem
  Had to delete last Comment
  Need to be Haiku

  8^)
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 23 December, 2009, 15:50

  Why not health care bill
  apply to congress and pres?
  Absolute power…
• 
  Bobby Flay wrote on 23 December, 2009, 15:51

  Zaun has no money

  Food and drink @ Christophers

  Get check in advance
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 23 December, 2009, 15:54

  “Benedict” Nelson.
  Paid off pawn of president.
  Nebraska traitor.
• 
  Bobby Flay wrote on 23 December, 2009, 16:01

  Like a bad fruitcake Bad nuts chewy candy cheap

  Zaun not Congressman
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 23 December, 2009, 16:06

  Obama promised
  transparency on CPSAN.
  Now pants are on fire.
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 23 December, 2009, 16:10

  Third district match up.
  Soon we say Farewell Boswell.
  GOP shall win.
• 
  lesliebrockway wrote on 23 December, 2009, 16:11

  qualified leaders

  respected free enterprise

  have security
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 23 December, 2009, 16:13

  Merry Christmas Chet,
  here is a calculator.
  Use it next year please.
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 23 December, 2009, 16:16

  Wish Ronald Reagan
  could travel back to future
  and slap Barack’s face.
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 23 December, 2009, 16:19

  Wish congress would pass
  earmark to detect B.S.
  -great technology.
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 23 December, 2009, 16:21

  Christmas Spirit strained
  when congressional earmarks
  zap all resources.
• 
  Mr. Quagmire wrote on 23 December, 2009, 16:28

  Haikus really suck
  Um Giggidy giggidy
  (Whispers Saloon) Goo!
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 23 December, 2009, 16:28

  Not mentioning names,
  not impressed with anyone
  who supports Nelson.
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 23 December, 2009, 16:32

  Rachel Maddow thanks
  for saying TEApublican
  on your little show.
• 
  anonymous wrote on 23 December, 2009, 17:33

  We can’t hear Steve Deace

  In the northwest of Iowa
  That is very good
• 
  anonymous wrote on 23 December, 2009, 17:39

  Krusty cannot spell

  In the year 2010 S/he should to learn to spell
• 
  anonymous wrote on 23 December, 2009, 17:41

  BVP is Dutch He says it in every speech He should go back home
• 
  SharpHawkeye wrote on 23 December, 2009, 17:50

  Ah, the 2000’s:
  Two wars, bad economy.
  Good times ’round the bend?
• 
  desmoinesdem wrote on 23 December, 2009, 18:27

  Haiku on Branstad
  and GOP strategy
  a Bleeding Heartland.
• 
  Battleground Iowa wrote on 23 December, 2009, 18:46

  Wow, TEApublican,
  A prolific haikuer.
  Ten haikus is obsessive.
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 24 December, 2009, 11:07

  MSNBC
  FOX, ABC, CNN
  turning off today.
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 24 December, 2009, 11:10

  Just like ex-girlfriend
  Branstad may not be idea
  worthy of repeat.
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 24 December, 2009, 11:11

  Nancy Pelosi
  please woman make decaff switch,
  best thing for country.
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 24 December, 2009, 11:13

  Rep Christopher Rants
  is running out of people
  to attack online.
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 24 December, 2009, 11:15

  Hey anonymous
  you’re right BVP is Dutch,
  frugality good.
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 24 December, 2009, 11:20

  Behn is a class act
  thanks for giving it a try,
  he is a nice man.
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 24 December, 2009, 11:22

  Hey Ben Bernanke
  Ron Paul is right shouting loud
  “End the Fed” to you!
• 
  TEApublican wrote on 24 December, 2009, 11:25

  Merry Christmas Eve
  Don’t forget America…
  Barack’s middle name
• 
  Christian Ilene Onum wrote on 24 December, 2009, 22:16

  The CHRIST was born

  Death was defeated

  Joy to the world!
• 
  Christian Ilene Onum wrote on 24 December, 2009, 22:17

  Satan’s the cheater

  Christ is the teacher

  Life is the test

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