Kim Jong-Il vs. Mike Gron-stil
- Friday, May 1, 2009, 7:55
- Krusty Konservative
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Kim Jong-Il – Age: 68
Mike Gron-stil – Age 59
Kim Jong-Il: Chairman of the National Defense Commission,
Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army, and General Secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea
Mike Gron-stil: of the National Legislative Campaign Committee and Majority Leader of the Iowa State Senate
Kim Jong-Il: Commands the 4th largest Army
Mike Gron-stil: Commands an overwhelming majority in Iowa Senate
Kim Jong-Il: Born in a log cabin at his father’s secret location on North Korea’s highest mountain
an event marked by a double rainbow and a new star in the sky.
Mike Gron-stil: Funds campaigns with money from the gay rights lobby
Kim Jong-Il: Demands absolute obedience and agreement
Mike Gron-stil: Demands absolute obedience and agreement
Kim Jong-Il: Made all North Koreans quit smoking when he decided to quit himself
Mike Gron-stil: Just made all Iowans quit smoking in public places (except casinos)
Kim Jong-Il: Almost never heard on TV or radio
Mike Gron-stil: Never heard on WHO
Kim Jong-Il: Majored in Marxist political economics at college
Mike Gron-stil: Wished he had
Kim Jong-Il: Learned English in Malta
Mike Gron-stil: Opposes English in Iowa
Kim Jong-Il: North Korean state media reports that Kim routinely shoots 3 or 4 holes-in-one per round of golf
Mike Gron-stil: Wants to increase taxes on golf courses
Kim Jong-Il: Fires rockets to intimidate foes
Mike Gron-stil: Calls his political opponents “chicken”
Kim Jong-Il: Will reactivate nuclear program
Mike Gron-stil: Will reactivate repeal of Right to Work
Kim Jong-Il: Re-elected with 100% of the vote
Mike Gron-stil: Refuses to let the people of Iowa vote on the marriage amendment
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Krusty is starting to get kind of boring.
This is funny. But the last one “Mike Gron-stil: Refuses to let the people of Iowa vote on the marriage amendment” is silly. Iowans have had the chance to remove equal protection from the constitution for 160 years and have refused to do so. We don’t need to vote just because the jihadists hate us for our freedoms.