January 23rd, 2011

Suck Cheese I Lovie Chicago

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Written by: TEApublican

It seems here in Iowa and the rest of the midwest the real Super Bowl is all about Da Bears Vs. Packers on Sunday.  I am finding prayers on facebook like this one…

Our father, who art in Chicago, football be the game. Let Forte run, another Superbowl won, on earth as it is in Soldier Field. Give us Sunday a playoff victory and forgive us our penalties, as we defeat the Packers who play against us, and lead us into the post season and deliver us to Texas. For thine is the D-line, Urlacher, Briggs, Tillman, Hester and Peppers forever…Amen!

I am finding weather forecasts like this one…

“WARNING*** The National Weather Service has issued a FLASH FLOOD WARNING for GREEN BAY, WI and surrounding areas for Sunday the 23rd of January. This warning will be in effect from 2:00pm until 6:00pm. This Flash Flood will be caused by the tears of the Packer Fans as they watch their crazy Superbowl dreams fade away. Crying will in……tensify as the game goes on!

My dilemma on this to ask myself do I Lovie Chicago more than I want the Packers to Suck Cheese or do I want the Packers to Suck Cheese more than I Lovie Chicago?

It will be a great game.  The Packers have great momentum coming into the game.  I just just hope its hard for them to play, as hard as it is to suck cheese through a straw because most of all I Lovie Chicago!

About the Author

Dave Davidson is the TIR artjournalism storyteller photographer and founder of (polite) presidential paparazzi with manners. He is the author of gobs of books including "Sarah Palin Inspires Me", "Huckisms" and "You May Be A TEApublican".

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