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June 3rd, 2010

Taxanne

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Written by: Krusty Konservative
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I was digging through the Krusty archives last night and stumbled across this picture of Roxanne Conlin, and then found a vintage bumber sticker. Back in the day we called it a bumper strip. We also had huge a$$ steel bumpers and those ugly green licenses plates.

Sorry, got distracted.

Anyway…

Anyway, one of my favorite bands to listen to while going down memory lane is the Police. Here are some alternative lyrics to one of my favorite Police songs. I was inspired by the recent Des Moines Register endorsement of Tom Fiegan. Enjoy.

Taxanne
Kiernan thought the Register would love you
Whoops! Those days are over
Funny how Tom Fiegan is the apple in their eye

Taxanne
It’s OK… don’t you worry
Kiernan only recruited you for your money
He doesn’t cares if it’s wrong or if it’s right

Taxanne
Can you believe that the Register said you’re dumb?

Taxanne
Can you believe that the Register said you’re dumb?

Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb

Mike loved you since Microsoft
He wouldn’t talk down to you
The Register just had to say how they feel
It’s hard to see them with another boy
I know their minds are made up
So pick that little kitty up
Told you once they are the only friends you got

It’s not a bad way
Taxanne
Can you believe that the Register said you’re dumb?
Taxanne
Can you believe that the Register said you’re dumb?

Taxanne – Can you believe they said you’re dumb?
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb

Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb

Taxanne – Can you believe they said you’re dumb?
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb
Taxanne – they said that you’re dumb

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Krusty Konservative
Herschel Krustofski is the pseudonym for the anonymous author of Krusty Konservative, a blog which focuses on Iowa Politics. Created in February of 2006, Krusty Konservative is the undisputed heavyweight champion of the Iowa blogosphere. Since its conception, Krusty Konservative has never shied from tackling controversial issues, and providing insight to the inner workings of Republican politics in Iowa.




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