July 7th, 2010

Ripping off Krusty: You Must be an Idiot – Battleground Edition

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Written by: Battleground Iowa

By Emily Geiger

Hope you all enjoyed a long holiday weekend.  I know I did.

I’m still really not back in the swing of things,  I’m going to have to rip off Krusty’s “You Must be an Idiot.”

Idiot #1:  Michael Steele, who recently said that the nine-year-old conflict in Afghanistan was a mistaken “war of Obama’s choosing.”

I mean really, who would have thought that Steele could challenge Obama for the politician with the worst math skills after Obama claimed we had 57 states?

Idiot #2:  Barack Obama, who not only thinks we have 57 states, but who also has done everything in his power to thwart the oil spill clean up.

No foreign vessels due to the Jones Act, which means we’re just now getting skimmer ships that we could have had 2 months ago.  No levies can be erected by states due to federal regulations that say they might harm the local wildlife.  Nevermind what oil will do to the wildlife, but I digress.

In terms of botched policies, inaction, and stupid over-reaction, this is Katrina times 83.

What an idiot.

Idiot # 3:  Eric Holder.  Well, Obama should probably be included in this one too, but the buck stops with Holder for the decision to sue the state of Arizona over its immigration law.  Nothing says “Oops, sorry we’re totally inept at enforcing the law ourselves and are responsible for turning your boarder into a war zone, but don’t you dare do anything to help yourselves just because we’re a bunch of morons with our thumbs up our butts” like a federal lawsuit (with no warning to the state officials that you supposedly have been working with but actually have been blowing off).

Idiot #4:  Eric Holder again.  The case of voter intimidation against white people in Philadelphia that was dropped by the Department of Justice AFTER a default guilty judgment and conviction had already happened based on undisputed video evidence of certain individuals carrying weapons and shouting racial slurs at white people outside of a polling place should be the nail in Eric Holder’s professional coffin.  Yet, strangely, no one outside of Foxnews seems to be paying much attention to this case.

The lead attorney on the case is now testifying that the DOJ had a well-known policy of not pursuing cases where the victims of voter intimidation were white.

If true, which it seems to be since there is no other logical explanation for the DOJ dismissing a case it had literally already won, this should be the main headline on every major news outlet, and Holder should resign in disgrace.

About the Author

Battleground Iowa
Emily Geiger writes from a conservative perspective on everything from politics to religion to pop culture. Like the original Emily of Revolutionary War era, this Emily is delivering important messages crucial to winning the raging war of the time, but today, this is a culture war rather than a traditional one. And, like the original Emily, sometimes it takes a woman to do (or say) that which lesser men lack the courage and tenacity to do.

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