June 2nd, 2010

Is Anybody Really Buying This?

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By Emily Geiger

Not much time to write, so I’ll just throw this out there.

Do you really throw away a 40 year marriage because you’ve just grown apart and you decide to amicably split?

I mean, really, if all that is wrong is that you’ve grown apart, why don’t you just expend some effort to grow back together?

Unless, of course, there is more to the story and one party has very good reason to be pissed off at the other and just can’t stand the thought of living in the same house as the scumbag anymore.

Think about it. She stayed with him during the nasty post-2000 election depression/beard/obese phase, which had to take some major wifely devotion, but now winning an Oscar, a Nobel Peace Price, thinning down and shaving daily is just too much for her?

I’m just sayin’… something here just doesn’t pass the smell test.

About the Author

Battleground Iowa
Emily Geiger writes from a conservative perspective on everything from politics to religion to pop culture. Like the original Emily of Revolutionary War era, this Emily is delivering important messages crucial to winning the raging war of the time, but today, this is a culture war rather than a traditional one. And, like the original Emily, sometimes it takes a woman to do (or say) that which lesser men lack the courage and tenacity to do.

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