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July 4th, 2009

You May Be a Teapublican…

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teapartydsmHere in Iowa… If you’re idea of a Tea Party has more to do with calling out the government than cookies and crumpets… You May Be A TEAPublican!

If you rather spend your own money on pork the size of a barrel, than allow politicians to blow your tax dollars on more pork barrel spending… You May Be A TEAPublican

If you rather know the truth and read about the largest tax increase in our nation’s history and the death of our economy in the USA Today, but couldn’t because it wasn’t there with all the coverage of Michael Jackson’s death… You May Be A TEAPublican! If you’re idea of a Tea Party has more to do with making noise on the steps of the capitol of the great state of Iowa than stirring sugar cubes into a dainty cup of hot water… You May Be A TEAPublican!

Here in Iowa… If you think Haley Barbour who visited recently should go back to Mississippi after a pathetic compromising plea to vote for pro choice Republican candidates just to win… You May Be A TEAPublican! If you think Democratic Governor Chet Culver’s lack luster leadership has sold out your children’s future with a poor judgment lame budget… If you think the idea of no federal tax deductibility stinks worse than a hog house… If you think Cheney shot up stuff too much, but glad terrorism has slowed down… You May Be A TEAPublican!

Here in Iowa… If you’re more fired up about your country than the Clones vs. Hawkeyes game… You May Be A TEAPublican! If you think Obama is smoother than the butter cow at the Iowa State Fair when the freezer door opens in August… You May Be A TEAPublican! If you think it shouldn’t be a full time job for 90,000+ Iowans looking for a full time job… If you think the best stimulus package is to stop bailing everybody out… You May Be A TEAPublican!

Here in Iowa… If you understand Chet Culver is more loyal to Tim Gill’s same sex agenda out of state money than the 70% + of Iowans who believe in a one man, one woman marriage… You May Be A TEAPublican!

If you think Ron Paul makes a good point or two, or three, or four… If you think a SC Governor going at it awol in Argentina for a week deserves a big, “Oh no you didn’t!”… If you like Chuck Norris and the presidential pick Chuck Norris endorsed… If despite its flaws you’re thankful America’s elections are more regulated and peaceful than Iran’s… You May Be A TEAPublican!

If you wish Nancy Pelosi would switch to decaf… You May Be A TEAPublican! If you hope better mortgage rates will abound, not the rise of American socialism… If you think it’s okay to shed a tear in public like Glenn Beck for your country… If you think the Iowa Chops hockey team could do a better job cutting taxes than Chet Culver… If you like Sarah Palin’s wardrobe, but recommend she spends more time reading magazines… You May Be A TEAPublican!

If you think having the 10 commandments hanging on the wall of our court buildings may help our judiciary branch catch a clue of what is right and wrong… You May Be A TEAPublican! If you honestly admit the word Bush is a “Bushism” itself… If you think it’s more constructive to study the constitution than the construction of bridges to nowhere… If you wish the separation of powers existed with ABC’s owned Disneyworld and its fantasy portrayal of the White House… You May Be A TEAPublican!

Here in Iowa… If you think it’s something for Bob Vander Plaats to make the front page of the Des Moines Register explaining to Chet Culver how to deliver the leadership Iowa needs… You May Be A TEAPublican! If you wish real barnstormers would swing a flyby swoop at the house and senate for a super duper rooster style wakeup call… If you think it’s time we learned how to do education better in Iowa… If you’re torn between the republican and democrats as a liberty loving independent… You May Be A TEAPublican!

Here in Iowa… If you admire the persevering character of hurdler Lolo Jones, celebrate medals along with Shawn Johnson and consider a better American Idol is father, husband and community coach hero Ed Thomas… You May Be A TEAPublican!

Here in Iowa… If you salute a vet, pass a motorcycle with care, open a door for a lady, say yes maam to your mother, say silent prayers in school, high five a kid, thank a teacher, pick wildflowers, love your wife, help someone who lost a job, vote on election day, support the troops despite the war, know the value of a seed, bake apples pies, proudly mow your yard, fly a flag, see yourself in a redneck joke, have more sense than a bureaucrat or send a fledgling politician a tea bag before you vote them out of office… You May Be A TEAPublican!

Gee after all that I wish those TEApublicans had a new emerging website just started today! Happy fourth of July… TEAPublican.com

Here In Iowa, Dave Davidson


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