July 10th, 2009

Why You Shouldn’t Cheat on Your Wife

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Written by: Battleground Iowa

By Emily Geiger

If the news headlines in the last several week aren’t evidence enough that cheating on your wife is a bad idea, I don’t know what is.

Let’s look at what happens when men stray.

You get a ruined career.

You get a ruined reputation.

You ruin relationships with friends and family.

You get blackmailed for huge sums of money (especially if your dad’s a Nevada casino mogul).

You end up crazy and crying in Argentina.

You end up with a bullet in the head (and a few other places). That one’s for all you football fans.

Seriously, if that’s not enough to make you keep it in your pants, you get what you deserve.

About the Author

Battleground Iowa
Emily Geiger writes from a conservative perspective on everything from politics to religion to pop culture. Like the original Emily of Revolutionary War era, this Emily is delivering important messages crucial to winning the raging war of the time, but today, this is a culture war rather than a traditional one. And, like the original Emily, sometimes it takes a woman to do (or say) that which lesser men lack the courage and tenacity to do.

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