April 2nd, 2009

The Education of Gov. Culver and Speaker Murphy

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Written by: Krusty Konservative
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culver-and-murphJeff Foxworthy needs to a special episode of “Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader” at the State Capitol, and Governor Culver and Speaker Murphy could be the contestants. Seriously, it is obvious that Murphy can’t count votes, and Culver is unaware that House File 807 exists. You know the federal deductibility bill we had a public forum on.

I’m not sure I would feel comfortable having Pat Murphy or Chet Culver mow my lawn, let alone govern my state. These two morons make Becky Greenwald look like a Rhodes Scholar. And you know it’s bad when the Des Moines Register starts to point out how clueless Governor Culver is.

So I guess I need to post the School House Rocks about how a bill becomes a law for Governor Culver. I know that this video deals with the federal process, but the same principles apply. And I think that this is an instructional video that the Governor can understand.

Speaker Murphy seems to be haunted by the number six, so I thought maybe this School House Rocks episode might be helpful.

Maybe Culver and Murphy should both watch these together. Patty Judge or Bonnie Campbell would sit the boys down in front of the TV with a juice box and some animal crackers while they learn about how the legislative process works, and how wonderful the number six is.

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Krusty Konservative
Herschel Krustofski is the pseudonym for the anonymous author of Krusty Konservative, a blog which focuses on Iowa Politics. Created in February of 2006, Krusty Konservative is the undisputed heavyweight champion of the Iowa blogosphere. Since its conception, Krusty Konservative has never shied from tackling controversial issues, and providing insight to the inner workings of Republican politics in Iowa.

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