April 24th, 2009

My Video Response to the One Iowa Ad

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Written by: Krusty Konservative
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chetgayBy now many of you have probably seen the One Iowa ad that is playing across the state. I see the other people on this site are writing about it today as well, so forgive me if I don’t link or embed their ad.

Anyway, I’m going to stick to doing what I do best, take things to an extreme in hopes that you get the point. You know how it works folks. Bill Krause, the owner of Kum and Go wants to transform every convenience store in Iowa into a liquor store. I write a little post saying that this dude just wants to profit on peoples addictions. Then boom! The bill blows up. Yes, it’s just that easy.

Now I know that I don’t deserve any credit, but it sure is a lot of fun.

Anyway, while the One Iowa folks try to convince Iowans that gay activist are just like them. I thought maybe I’d produce a little commercial of my own.

It is going to be difficult watching the One Iowa group unveil their campaign of lies. In their first ad, One Iowa tells Iowans that they are just like them. They are not. If you need proof, just look at Perez Hilton. I doubt I’ll ever see an Iowa farmer wearing a Hello Kitty shower cap. I mean K’mon. Secondly, they tell us this will not affect our churches. Hogwash, we know better. Heck, their next ad will probably tell us how they don’t want to teach GLBT lifestyles to our children in school. Yeah right.

I don’t know about you, but I can already see the Iowa landscape changing. I mean I never thought I would see a TV station go to some crappy ass backyard and do a story about some flaming gay guy planting some plastic flowers to get ready for all the gay marriages that he’s going to have take place there.

Anyway, here is the video. I have to admit that I tamed this down a bit. I didn’t think the owner of this site could stomach a video with nudity, and the last thing I need is someone yelling at me on a Friday.

So here is what I came up with.

So as hundreds of homosexuals flock to Iowa next week to get married, I think it is appropriate to that the people who made this possible. The Iowa Supreme Court, Governor Culver, Pat Murphy, and Mike Gronstal.

Gay marriage starts in Iowa on Monday. We need to thank those who made this all possible. Mike Gronstal, Governor Chet Culver, Pat Murphy, and the Iowa Supreme Court.

About the Author

Krusty Konservative
Herschel Krustofski is the pseudonym for the anonymous author of Krusty Konservative, a blog which focuses on Iowa Politics. Created in February of 2006, Krusty Konservative is the undisputed heavyweight champion of the Iowa blogosphere. Since its conception, Krusty Konservative has never shied from tackling controversial issues, and providing insight to the inner workings of Republican politics in Iowa.

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