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May 1st, 2009

Kim Jong-Il vs. Mike Gron-stil

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Written by: Krusty Konservative
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Kim Jong-Il – Age: 68

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Mike Gron-stil – Age 59

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Kim Jong-Il: Chairman of the National Defense Commission,
Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army, and General Secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea

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Mike Gron-stil: of the National Legislative Campaign Committee and Majority Leader of the Iowa State Senate

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Kim Jong-Il: Commands the 4th largest Army

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Mike Gron-stil: Commands an overwhelming majority in Iowa Senate

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Kim Jong-Il: Born in a log cabin at his father’s secret location on North Korea’s highest mountain
an event marked by a double rainbow and a new star in the sky.

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Mike Gron-stil: Funds campaigns with money from the gay rights lobby

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Kim Jong-Il: Demands absolute obedience and agreement

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Mike Gron-stil: Demands absolute obedience and agreement

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Kim Jong-Il: Made all North Koreans quit smoking when he decided to quit himself

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Mike Gron-stil: Just made all Iowans quit smoking in public places (except casinos)

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Kim Jong-Il: Almost never heard on TV or radio

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Mike Gron-stil: Never heard on WHO

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Kim Jong-Il: Majored in Marxist political economics at college

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Mike Gron-stil: Wished he had

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Kim Jong-Il: Learned English in Malta

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Mike Gron-stil: Opposes English in Iowa

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Kim Jong-Il: North Korean state media reports that Kim routinely shoots 3 or 4 holes-in-one per round of golf

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Mike Gron-stil: Wants to increase taxes on golf courses

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Kim Jong-Il: Fires rockets to intimidate foes

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Mike Gron-stil: Calls his political opponents “chicken”

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Kim Jong-Il: Will reactivate nuclear program

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Mike Gron-stil: Will reactivate repeal of Right to Work

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Kim Jong-Il: Re-elected with 100% of the vote

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Mike Gron-stil: Refuses to let the people of Iowa vote on the marriage amendment


About the Author

Krusty Konservative
Herschel Krustofski is the pseudonym for the anonymous author of Krusty Konservative, a blog which focuses on Iowa Politics. Created in February of 2006, Krusty Konservative is the undisputed heavyweight champion of the Iowa blogosphere. Since its conception, Krusty Konservative has never shied from tackling controversial issues, and providing insight to the inner workings of Republican politics in Iowa.




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