May 19th, 2009

Biden Telling Secrets Out of School and the Register’s School-girl Crush

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Written by: Battleground Iowa

By Emil Geiger

Okay, so I know everyone and their brother is writing about this, but how freaking stupid is Joe Biden?

Dude, you didn’t just give away Dick Cheney’s secure undisclosed location, you just gave away your own safety net, moron.

The part of this story that I find almost more stupid than what Biden did is what Eleanor Clift did in reporting this story. She tried to make the story about Cheney and how he’s trying to have his moment in the spotlight calling Obama out over national security issues when Cheney spent most of his vice presidency hiding out in a glorified storm cellar.

She left out the part about Joe Biden giving up strategic classified government secrets over cocktails so that everyone would think that he’s the life of the party.

Seriously, when are people going to start holding his guy accountable for his stupidity?

And, in yet another example of the Des Moines Register kissing the ass of any gay rights advocate it can get within lip range of, yesterday, I got to read all about what a great guy Dennis Johnson is because, even though he’s straight, he just did so much to help out these poor helpless gay couples by giving them $500,000 in free legal services so that they could drive a bulldozer through traditional marriage here in Iowa.

What a swell guy.

Oh, and once again, he works at Dorsey & Whitney, his law partners were in full support of his actions, and we all need to boycott this firm and all of its affiliates nationally.

But he sure is a swell guy.

About the Author

Battleground Iowa
Emily Geiger writes from a conservative perspective on everything from politics to religion to pop culture. Like the original Emily of Revolutionary War era, this Emily is delivering important messages crucial to winning the raging war of the time, but today, this is a culture war rather than a traditional one. And, like the original Emily, sometimes it takes a woman to do (or say) that which lesser men lack the courage and tenacity to do.

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